I Think My Wife’s a Calvinist…

This is hilarious…

“She doesn’t read that Beth Moore book I bought her, she’d rather read St. Augustine.”

“I think my wife’s a calvinist, she only owns an ESV.”

“I’m always catching her reading Romans 8:28-30, and Wayne Grudem’s Systematic Theology.”

“She has a tattoo that says ‘I heart John Piper’ in greek, and she likes Spurgeon more than she likes me.”

“…But that’s okay, I didn’t choose her, she chose me.”

“If you’ve ever met her, you’d know she’s not mean, she’s really sweet, except for the little bitty matter of doctrine and theology.”

I Think My Wife’s a Calvinist